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GIRL ADDICTION!

by Dallas McCullough
(Park City, Utah)




 POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR
 In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced
the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This
substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following
symptoms in female humans:
  
   *reluctance to cook
   *reluctance to perform housework
   *reluctance to wear anything but boots
   *reluctance to work except in support of a horse
   *physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
 Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this
 substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.

 This was a public service announcement ...

 



Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair
 the ability to use common sense.
Be careful out there ladies.

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